Mildly Bitter Doesn't Get Tumblr

A sarcastic theater blogger tumbles...barely.

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zerostatereflex:

An Octopus unscrewing a lid from the inside.

Octopuses are going to kill us all someday

I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.

Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank

Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.

An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it

Fuckin’ octopuses, man. 

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books0977:

An American Dog Abroad, and The Foreign Dogs He Met. Frank Pope Humphrey. Alpha Publishing Company, Boston, 1896.
"When I am naughty, my master calls me "Anthony!" When I am good, which is most times, he says "Tony." So though my real name is Anthony, if I should put it at the head of this true account of my travels, nobody would know it was I, and I wish everybody to know the traveler and writer is I."  

Want to read this.

books0977:

An American Dog Abroad, and The Foreign Dogs He Met. Frank Pope Humphrey. Alpha Publishing Company, Boston, 1896.

"When I am naughty, my master calls me "Anthony!" When I am good, which is most times, he says "Tony." So though my real name is Anthony, if I should put it at the head of this true account of my travels, nobody would know it was I, and I wish everybody to know the traveler and writer is I."  

Want to read this.

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I’m having a day where I just want to hear Alexander Gemignani sing…His performance of this at the Roundabout concert was just incredible.

So here’s some Unworthy of Your Love for you and me.

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